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Trump Single-Handedly Protects Americans From Evils Of Tourism with Travel Ban

With his new and updated travel ban, President Trump hopes to make his decrease in tourism to the US even Yuger!  As noted by the Economist, following the ban, business tourism transactions fell by 3.4% with a cost of $185 million in business travel bookings.  Overall searches for online flights dropped 17%.  So in welcome news for US security, not only are terrorists being thwarted, …

Dear Nellie Bly – Jordan

Dear Nellie Bly My daughter and her female friend want to travel to Jordan and Morocco. Last year, my daughter traveled solo in Asia for seven months. Is Jordan safe to travel to? Worried Mum ————————————————— Dear Worried Mum, There are many wonderful things to see in Jordan—Petra, Wadi Rum, and the Dead Sea! It is definitely a bucket list destination. A lot of tourists, …

Unholey Jeans

Iran Morality Police Protect Country from Scruffy Jeans! In a great victory for purity of women, a fourteen year old girl was beaten by the morality police for wearing holey jeans.   In a quick-thinking response to domestic terrorism, the girl’s face and arms were bruised to distract the eyes of the impure away from this disgraceful sight.   Women all over Iran poured into the streets …

New to Travel? Tips for Planning your Trip

“I would love to travel, but I don’t know how to start. Where do I begin?” This is your practical planning guide so your future can hold many travel adventures. Below are the how to’s and tips from experienced women travelers. At some point, we all were first time travelers; and we have lots of advice to help you make your first trip successful. Get …

Bangalore Women Responsible for Mass Molestation

Amala Patel, spokeswoman for Bangalore women admitted today that “the Home Minister is correct, it was completely our fault that we were molested and/or raped on New Years Eve.”    When pressed for details she revealed:  “Investigation shows that many women were on the streets wearing provocative western wear such as sweatshirts and jeans, which of course, drove innocent men mad with lust.”  She expressed …